I've just received a press release about a survey on attitudes to robots.

[Burney]

Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.

Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?

[Burney]

Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?

Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.

[Pokster]

Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.

Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

[Sir C]

Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?

I'm certainly not going to risk a lifetime of paying alimony to some little robot bástards, I can assure you of that.

[Burney]

Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

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[Sir C]

Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

Do you mind not treating my nose cancer as a chucklesome, banterworthy matter? I'm going to end up dead with a fúcking great hole in my face and all you can do it giggle.

[Sir C]

Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

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It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.

[Burney]

It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.

Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose?

[Pat Vegas]

i'm going to walk the streets with a cosh.

hoping to be approached by a robot.

[Burney]

i'm going to walk the streets with a cosh.

hoping to be approached by a robot.

They're after our women, f.

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