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  1. #41
    Burney "He called my chum ‘a gammony old prick’. The bounder. "

    VERY harsh
    A curious delicacy which may well be served up the next time Ant and Dec present a Bushtucker Trial
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He called my chum ‘a gammony old prick’. The bounder.
    Just handbags surely? Unless they've actually met, I suppose, but even then..
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I would like to ask Sir C if he has received a telegram from Jack Frost yet
    They don't have telegrams any more, sod. You're living in 1977, your living room decorated like David O'Leary's in this week's centre spread.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Just handbags surely? Unless they've actually met, I suppose, but even then..
    Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
    But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.

  5. #45
    I never knew you were in the Guinness Book of Records, old bean
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #46
    Burney "Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that."

    Does he talk in a cod Jamaican accent ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
    But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.
    You're awfully kind. It's true, I have mellowed significantly, it's true. When I look back, I used to be a proper nasty *******.

    I suspect your mean streak is mainly a matter of bluster, to be honest. You're not the type to be truly unpleasant.

  8. #48
    Yes, I seem to recall you mentioning you had two older female siblings.


    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
    But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #49
    Sir C "They don't have telegrams any more, viva. You're living in 1977, your living room decorated like David O'Leary's in this week's centre spread."

    I've gone for the "Trevor Ross at his Winchmore Hill home" style of 2 foot deep shagpile with horse brasses nailed to the violet flock wallpaper
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #50
    Sir C "I suspect your mean streak is mainly a matter of bluster, to be honest. You're not the type to be truly unpleasant."


    I believe B's final ever words to Nic were "Now piss off"
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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