Tottenham are going to win the league.

[Sir C]

Have you calmed down yet?

I am perfectly calm, thank you. I do appreciate your concern.

[SWv2]

I am perfectly calm, thank you. I do appreciate your concern.

Don't start on me pal.

[Sir C]

Don't start on me pal.

I dreamt last night that I was drinking scotch with you and a man called D'Eath.

There was no funny business.

[SWv2]

I dreamt last night that I was drinking scotch with you and a man called D'Eath.

There was no funny business.

That would be one of the D'Eaths from Termonfeckin.

You tried to touch my ***** didn't you?

[Sir C]

That would be one of the D'Eaths from Termonfeckin.

You tried to touch my ***** didn't you?

Bells, we were drinking. With a splash of water. After a while la appeared as well.

I've felt odd all day.

[SWv2]

Bells, we were drinking. With a splash of water. After a while la appeared as well.

I've felt odd all day.

And suddenly in a flash there was no scotch left.

Funny that.

[Luis Anaconda]

And suddenly in a flash there was no scotch left.

Funny that.

And there's me not even mentioning the shellacking the brave boys in green got on Saturday