Salmond without a morsel of any knowledge of the facts of the case - for shame!

Now it happens that I have the gift of physiogomy and can establish a man's guilt or otherwise with irrefutable accuracy just with a brief perusal of a picture of their face, especially in matters of sex casery, and it so happens that the man is guilty of all charges but that doesn't excuse your appalling rabelaisian condemnation.

His guilt is yet more bang on with him being a jock of course.