Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Stick her in, go on.

I'm pondering whether there is room for the human abacus Abbbott. On balance, I'm guessing there's no bed big enough.

Ooh ooh I know! For a proper pair of termagents, why look further than Jess Philips and Anna Soubry? Come on down!
Philips looks to me like she has bad breath and an hirsute and odiferous minge.

I don’t even like to contemplate the thought of Soubry in the nip.