How come we haven't got a saucy little filly doing our transfer business,

[Luis Anaconda]

If Butler hadn't dropped Hetmyer, they'd have been all out last night. Was one hell of a spell from Jimmy

Got to watch it as well which was nice. I like it when we play in the Windies

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm not sure that's a reason not to play a test match, r.

Management said it wasn't the reason he was left out - still not a great decision. Would have gone with him in front of Rashid personally. Two spinners seems a luxury on this surface. This Hetymer looks like the sort who will be fun to watch batting with the tail. I did like the fact that he batted in a sun hat yesterday

[Luis Anaconda]

Goodness, no. "A big unit" perhaps.

How about Sir C's penchant to naming them after pieces of furniture. It was Papa Bouba "the Wardrobe" Diop I believe

[Burney]

How about Sir C's penchant to naming them after pieces of furniture. It was Papa Bouba "the Wardrobe" Diop I believe

And Aaron 'The Welsh Dresser' Ramsey.

[Sir C]

And Aaron 'The Welsh Dresser' Ramsey.

He was a size though, wasn't he?

[Pokster]

And Aaron 'The Welsh Dresser' Ramsey.

Shane "chaise" Longue?

[Burney]

He was a size though, wasn't he?

A beastly unit.

Although, given that he was Francophone, should he not have been 'L'Armoire'?

[Burney]

Shane "chaise" Longue?

Jimmy 'Book' Case?

[Pokster]

Jimmy 'Book' Case?

Actually, using Sir C's measure .. wouldn't they be Shane "The Chaise Longue" Long, and Jimmy "the book case" case... doesn't work as well imo

[Burney]

Actually, using Sir C's measure .. wouldn't they be Shane "The Chaise Longue" Long, and Jimmy "the book case" case... doesn't work as well imo

I think it should also work for small players. So we could have had Santi 'The Occasional Table' Cazorla.
Or it could relate to ethnic origin, as in Mesut 'The Ottoman' Ozil.
Or sexual orientation, as in Thomas 'The Pouffe' Hitzlsperger