They once asked me if I’d ever been to Iraq or the Middle East.
I responded chirpily “well, I’ve been to Israel!”, assuming they’d put two and two together and work out that I’m a harmless Heebie rather than an evil Allan, but this only served to make them even more suspicious
Originally Posted by Burney
asking if you've ever engaged in acts of genocide never stops being funny.
'Well there was that one time...'
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