Further to earlier's conversation, and promoted by seeing David Blunkett on TV,

[Monty92]

do blindoids have to get other people to wipe their arses? Otherwise how would they know that there's no poo left without looking at the bog paper?

[Burney]

do blindoids have to get other people to wipe their arses? Otherwise how would they know that there's no poo left without looking at the bog paper?

You look at the bog paper? Weirdo.

Most of us can feel these things.

[Sir C]

do blindoids have to get other people to wipe their arses? Otherwise how would they know that there's no poo left without looking at the bog paper?

You take a shower you dirty *******.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

How do they cook a meal?

[IUFG]

How do they cook a meal?

by braille. of course.

[Monty92]

How do they cook a meal?

So many questions.

Are there any blindist Awimbers? If so,

[Viva Prat Vegas]

There's an ever irate, self-deprecating one on AFTV
He comes up from Cornwall by car for the matches

[IUFG]

There's an ever irate, self-deprecating one on AFTV
He comes up from Cornwall by car for the matches

how does he drive?

other than erratically and dangerously?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He sits in the passenger seat
Sometimes though it makes for a stationary journey

[7sisters]

do blindoids have to get other people to wipe their arses? Otherwise how would they know that there's no poo left without looking at the bog paper?

I have the pleasure of being in Dubai at this moment and I like the way they install these shower heads next to the crapper. One can simply lift, aim, and fire at ones chuff, thereby facilitating a spotless rim every time.
I may have to invest in one of these when I get home, although Mrs 7 was drawn like a moth to a flame towards the Souk last night, and it may be some time before I can afford such a marvellous plumbing device.