Reply With QuoteVery much malicious. I nearly drowned, ffs! And that’s not a sight any man should have to wake up to.Originally Posted by IUFG
Oh I just split. She was a fúcking maniac who regularly physically assaulted me. Once with an ornamental brass horse.Be honest, though, did you deserve it? At least a little bit?
You did, didn’t you?
The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep. I got off pretty light, I reckon.
Painful.
Very much malicious. I nearly drowned, ffs! And that’s not a sight any man should have to wake up to.
A horse brass or a brass horse?
Facial pissing, was it? Nasty.Very much malicious. I nearly drowned, ffs! And that’s not a sight any man should have to wake up to.
And just before that, you were dreaming about doing the backstroke in a sea of Stella Artois
10 characters? Pile of cund.
No a brass horse. Great big thing, lived on the mantelpiece. Heavy, you know. Also hard. I felt like a cartoon character with little birdies flying round my head.
Did you get an exaggerated lump too ?
Very much so. In my bed as well. So on top of everything else I had to do laundry.
By the time I’d stopped gagging and had realised what had happened, she’d fùcked off, laughing.
In fairness, I did deserve it. For carelessness if nothing else.
Why did she pee on you?
Was the toilet out of action?
I think the same foul-streamed fate befell Sir C in his bed once too
Might have been an ex comrade in the dorms
Unpleasant. It’s one thing women punching you or slapping you. It doesn’t hurt, after all. But large metal objects are a different kettle of fish. That takes a proper mental case.
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