Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
Why did she pee on you?
Was the toilet out of action?

I think the same foul-streamed fate befell Sir C in his bed once too
Might have been an ex comrade in the dorms
Oh no that chap shít himself and we both rolled around in it in our sleep.

I had his shít in my hair, for fúck's sake.