So she’s a raging narcissist/psychopath who made your life hell, she’s threatening you with all manner of mentalness, she cuckolded you and you’re treating her with kid gloves and are going to hand her half a house?
Jesus. Fúcking. Wept, p.
It's no surprise really. People lacking sincere and straightforward goals are capable of any kind of nonsense. Because it doesn't matter, nothing matters.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."