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Thread: Not long now brothers. Theresa May and her

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    Not long now brothers. Theresa May and her

    running dog capitalist lackeys will be chased form Downing Street and we will once again be able to breathe the clean and bracing air of a true socialist democracy.

    The colour of your skin, your choice of gender and sexuality or your ability to compose a sentence of English will no longer be an iniquitous obstruction to your self fulfilment.

    And conversely the public school you attended will no longer confer an equally iniquitous advantage for you over honest working folk (yes, I'm pointing at you sir Charlie and your venomous little sidekick Berni).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    running dog capitalist lackeys will be chased form Downing Street and we will once again be able to breathe the clean and bracing air of a true socialist democracy.

    The colour of your skin, your choice of gender and sexuality or your ability to compose a sentence of English will no longer be an iniquitous obstruction to your self fulfilment.

    And conversely the public school you attended will no longer confer an equally iniquitous advantage for you over honest working folk (yes, I'm pointing at you sir Charlie and your venomous little sidekick Berni).
    By that you mean poncing...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    running dog capitalist lackeys will be chased form Downing Street and we will once again be able to breathe the clean and bracing air of a true socialist democracy.

    The colour of your skin, your choice of gender and sexuality or your ability to compose a sentence of English will no longer be an iniquitous obstruction to your self fulfilment.

    And conversely the public school you attended will no longer confer an equally iniquitous advantage for you over honest working folk (yes, I'm pointing at you sir Charlie and your venomous little sidekick Berni).
    Pffha. The joke is you're probably this rich a$$hole and are simply putting it on with these blue collar airs. We know this game in the US of A, sir! You can't fool us.

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    Pffha! That is an almost Wodehousian interjection there e.

    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    Pffha. The joke is you're probably this rich a$$hole and are simply putting it on with these blue collar airs. We know this game in the US of A, sir! You can't fool us.
    . . . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    . . . . . . . .
    I'm as much of a fan of Wodehouse as the next fellow. As a matter of fact I have this sort of great uncle up in Stirling, Scotland, now literally probably ninety, who has almost every Wodehouse. That and a robust supply of undrinkable currant wine that he foists on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    I'm as much of a fan of Wodehouse as the next fellow. As a matter of fact I have this sort of great uncle up in Stirling, Scotland, now literally probably ninety, who has almost every Wodehouse. That and a robust supply of undrinkable currant wine that he foists on you.
    Good on you, e. I always said you weren't really as big a buffoon as everyone thought
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Oh I always said that, as a small child, he'd been kicked in the

    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Good on you, e. I always said you weren't really as big a buffoon as everyone thought
    head by a horse. A rather large and angry horse with a very strong kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    running dog capitalist lackeys will be chased form Downing Street and we will once again be able to breathe the clean and bracing air of a true socialist democracy.

    The colour of your skin, your choice of gender and sexuality or your ability to compose a sentence of English will no longer be an iniquitous obstruction to your self fulfilment.

    And conversely the public school you attended will no longer confer an equally iniquitous advantage for you over honest working folk (yes, I'm pointing at you sir Charlie and your venomous little sidekick Berni).
    Corbynistas and Brexiters are both cünts. As are Tories in general, LDs, Jocks and Taffs and the Greens.

    Basically, it's Screaming Lord Sutch or no-one. We used to have Fox vs Pitt, good ol' Pam, Dizzy vs Gladstone, DLG and Winnie.

    Now look. Bunch of cünts that wouldn't even make the short-list for the Loony Party in the most backward northern hell-hole.

    I shall cross out all the names on the paper and write Lord Sutch and/or Indira.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Good on you, e. I always said you weren't really as big a buffoon as everyone thought
    I'm bigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    I'm bigger
    ....lol...
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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