Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati,

[Peter]

Gosh. Perhaps you should call your new-found chums at the cop shop?

I Considered it. she doesnt mean it.

she is just lashing out because I left. Agreeing a split when we sell the house is going to be hell because I intend to be fair whereas she wants to screw me out of every penny.

I've planned for this but its still very, very unpleasant.