Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
A lady once wrote me a letter which started, "Dear ****, I hope you get cancer."

Monty's sister, maybe.
Its a strong opening but it doesn't leave her anywhere to go does it......

I was labelled a 'privileged white boy' this morning. She has got it in her head that my parents are rich....I am not really sure why she keeps calling me white but I am sure she has a ludicrous explanation.