Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati,

[Peter]

probably not, b. As long as her name is nowhere near the deeds, P will be safe as, er, houses.

And, P, I'd get in there whilst she's out and get a load of bacon under the grill...

Everything is in my name and she had to sing a form when we remortgaged waiving all claim to the house.

Despite all this, I would happily give her half of everything. She wants all of it. Of course she does