We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Monty92]

Bitches are Armenian or some shít. Of course they've got fat arses!

Yes, and it's caused a global pandemic of chicks thinking that fat arses are actually desirable, and modifying their bodies accordingly.

It's all part of the feminist conspiracy to ease normal alpha males who prefer skinny bitches out of the gene pool.