Have you ever sent someone a picture of ytour winkle?

[Monty92]

Your boiler, a gas fired heating device, has no connection whatsoever with your waste water removal pipes. Surely even a whining filthy workshy money lending heebie soft-hand like yourself can comprehend this. You have fallen for a spurious correlation.

Flushing knickers down the bog will almost always end in serious problems. The cotton, unlike tissue paper, does not dissolve and will almost certainly block your drain, partially at first, then fully as the rest of your waste material attaches itself to the knickers.

The correlation you may have noticed between the plumber's visit and your wife's fanny size increasing markedly is far from spurious and is a direct cause and effect phenomenon.

What about if I told you that the chaps who serviced the boiler also fiddled around with the stopcock while they were here?

Also, you've essentially ignored my original question which was about the loud gurgling noises emanating from our plug holes that pre-date the unfortunate knickers-flushing incident by several weeks.

What's causing that?

[redgunamo]

Of course, they have to at least make it look as though they're earning their money, don't they.


Oh, I see what you mean. Sorry

What about if I told you that the chaps who serviced the boiler also fiddled around with the stopcock while they were here?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

What about if I told you that the chaps who serviced the boiler also fiddled around with the stopcock while they were here?

Also, you've essentially ignored my original question which was about the loud gurgling noises emanating from our plug holes that pre-date the unfortunate knickers-flushing incident by several weeks.

What's causing that?

This I cannot possibly surmise without actually visiting your little basement flat in Willesden. PM your address and I'll slip round in the next couple of days.

Your wife does, shall we say, allow the garden to grow?