Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Look, I really didn't wish to get into the mechanics of the thing. It's the motivation that puzzles me.

Does the sender think that a young lady is going to look at a photograph of his trouser-oboe and think, "Gosh, I must have that one and no other!"?
Don’t ask me, mate. I’m not a sex case. Ask ‘Sir’ Ian Botham.