I wouldn't care so much about our mid-table mediocrity

[Luis Anaconda]

Stop this gibberish you Dutch nonce.

We have some fine and excellent players – Bellerin, Holding, Xhaka, Torreira, Lacazette, Aubameyang and indeed others who promise much for the future such as Leno and Guendozi and further others who have the requisite quality to offer more than they have of late such as Mkhytarian.

We also need to simply play Ozil or the proverbial age old Awimb remedy of fúcking him out of the window.

Ramsey is gone, he does not even count any more.

We simply need 2-3 others to boost the ranks but that tight Yankee **** won't pony up and the money we do have was spunked by the ****s in the previous regime.

I already love watching Guendozi - his range of passing is superb for one so young. Also Iwobi and Kolasinic's link-up play is quite sublime to watch at times

[IUFG]

I already love watching Guendozi - his range of passing is superb for one so young. Also Iwobi and Kolasinic's link-up play is quite sublime to watch at times

He does like a touch too many at times, does Gwen.

Knock that out of his games and he'll make Cesc look like Nigel Reo-Coker.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He does like a touch too many at times, does Gwen.

Knock that out of his games and he'll make Cesc look like Nigel Reo-Coker.

Don't talk to me about that overrated little boss eyed Catalan pikey. As good as robbed the club for his salary

[Luis Anaconda]

He does like a touch too many at times, does Gwen.

Knock that out of his games and he'll make Cesc look like Nigel Reo-Coker.

Yep - generally gets away with it or draws a foul but he could - and hopefully will judge it better. Hard to believe he was playing in the French second division last season

[Sir C]

I already love watching Guendozi - his range of passing is superb for one so young. Also Iwobi and Kolasinic's link-up play is quite sublime to watch at times

Btw la, I was quite worried about you last night when I thought of you during the Man City game and it struck me that we havn't heard from you for ages; I imagined you dead with your liver á la Bestie, run over whilst staggering across a Munich street, or found in a dingy flat with an electric flex round your neck, and orange in your mouth, and a sphincter the sixe of a large marrow.

I'm glad you're alive la.

[Luis Anaconda]

Btw la, I was quite worried about you last night when I thought of you during the Man City game and it struck me that we havn't heard from you for ages; I imagined you dead with your liver á la Bestie, run over whilst staggering across a Munich street, or found in a dingy flat with an electric flex round your neck, and orange in your mouth, and a sphincter the sixe of a large marrow.

I'm glad you're alive la.

ty - I've been relatively offline for the past few weeks. My liver and I are definitely not friends but it's still ticking along

[Sir C]

ty - I've been relatively offline for the past few weeks. My liver and I are definitely not friends but it's still ticking along

Did you come home for the festivities?

[Luis Anaconda]

Did you come home for the festivities?

No. Was home for an early celebration at the beginning of December as my family all seemed to desert the island for Christmas. Was nice over here though

[Sir C]

No. Was home for an early celebration at the beginning of December as my family all seemed to desert the island for Christmas. Was nice over here though

Snowy, maybe. Scenic. Nice.

I expect they eat some foul river fish on christmas day. Carp or somesuch. Monstrous, really.

[Luis Anaconda]

Snowy, maybe. Scenic. Nice.

I expect they eat some foul river fish on christmas day. Carp or somesuch. Monstrous, really.

I had a bowl of cereal and about half a keg of beer tbh