I wouldn't care so much about our mid-table mediocrity

[Sir C]

if we had one truly exceptional player to watch. Someone to lift the spirits with skill and imagination. I mean, we have tow such players, but we're not allowed to see them.

This must be the least interesting Arsenal team since about 1986.

[Luis Anaconda]

if we had one truly exceptional player to watch. Someone to lift the spirits with skill and imagination. I mean, we have tow such players, but we're not allowed to see them.

This must be the least interesting Arsenal team since about 1986.

I saw a comment on BBC during the Fulham match comparing us to Sam Allardyce's Bolton. This was of course before our truly beautiful second goal - how could you not love that

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I saw a comment on BBC during the Fulham match comparing us to Sam Allardyce's Bolton. This was of course before our truly beautiful second goal - how could you not love that

He's still pining for the OFT l - leave him be.

Even when General Unai leads us to Europa League glory he'll be grumbling about the mans enunciation and dodgy ivories.

[Sir C]

I saw a comment on BBC during the Fulham match comparing us to Sam Allardyce's Bolton. This was of course before our truly beautiful second goal - how could you not love that

It was beautiful and bathetic in equal measure, la. As we witness the final vestiges of M. Wenger's fingerprint being worn away by the march of time and mediocrity, an occasional flash of beauty will burst forth, like an orchid from the desert floor, to be rapidly extinguished by the esplaaaaaination that we most work hard to improve our siyuaaaation and make good results for the tim.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It was beautiful and bathetic in equal measure, la. As we witness the final vestiges of M. Wenger's fingerprint being worn away by the march of time and mediocrity, an occasional flash of beauty will burst forth, like an orchid from the desert floor, to be rapidly extinguished by the esplaaaaaination that we most work hard to improve our siyuaaaation and make good results for the tim.

You mock our noble leader's peasant tongue and yet hurled no such brickbats at Wenger's continual mumbling attempt to secure a bit part in 'Allo 'allo.

[Sir C]

You mock our noble leader's peasant tongue and yet hurled no such brickbats at Wenger's continual mumbling attempt to secure a bit part in 'Allo 'allo.

Oh, I'm only teasing, h. His English is vastly superior to my Spanish. I have no issues with his accent or his teeth. I just dislike his shítty brand of football.

[Burney]

It was beautiful and bathetic in equal measure, la. As we witness the final vestiges of M. Wenger's fingerprint being worn away by the march of time and mediocrity, an occasional flash of beauty will burst forth, like an orchid from the desert floor, to be rapidly extinguished by the esplaaaaaination that we most work hard to improve our siyuaaaation and make good results for the tim.

I lost track of the number of metaphors you mixed there. It was a veritable metaphor gumbo.
Which is, of course, another metaphor.

[SWv2]

if we had one truly exceptional player to watch. Someone to lift the spirits with skill and imagination. I mean, we have tow such players, but we're not allowed to see them.

This must be the least interesting Arsenal team since about 1986.

Stop this gibberish you Dutch nonce.

We have some fine and excellent players – Bellerin, Holding, Xhaka, Torreira, Lacazette, Aubameyang and indeed others who promise much for the future such as Leno and Guendozi and further others who have the requisite quality to offer more than they have of late such as Mkhytarian.

We also need to simply play Ozil or the proverbial age old Awimb remedy of fúcking him out of the window.

Ramsey is gone, he does not even count any more.

We simply need 2-3 others to boost the ranks but that tight Yankee **** won't pony up and the money we do have was spunked by the ****s in the previous regime.

[Sir C]

Stop this gibberish you Dutch nonce.

We have some fine and excellent players – Bellerin, Holding, Xhaka, Torreira, Lacazette, Aubameyang and indeed others who promise much for the future such as Leno and Guendozi and further others who have the requisite quality to offer more than they have of late such as Mkhytarian.

We also need to simply play Ozil or the proverbial age old Awimb remedy of fúcking him out of the window.

Ramsey is gone, he does not even count any more.

We simply need 2-3 others to boost the ranks but that tight Yankee **** won't pony up and the money we do have was spunked by the ****s in the previous regime.

I must say, I find your language vulgar in the extreme, and am unable to read your post fully lest I swoon clean away.

[Luis Anaconda]

I must say, I find your language vulgar in the extreme, and am unable to read your post fully lest I swoon clean away.

Happy New Year and all that by the way - hope you had a nice festive season