I wouldn't care so much about our mid-table mediocrity

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I like his non-reaction to the increasing number of occasions on which he ends up on the deck

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He does like a touch too many at times, does Gwen.

Knock that out of his games and he'll make Cesc look like Nigel Reo-Coker.

Don't talk to me about that overrated little boss eyed Catalan pikey. As good as robbed the club for his salary

[Luis Anaconda]

I must say, I find your language vulgar in the extreme, and am unable to read your post fully lest I swoon clean away.

Happy New Year and all that by the way - hope you had a nice festive season

[Sir C]

I already love watching Guendozi - his range of passing is superb for one so young. Also Iwobi and Kolasinic's link-up play is quite sublime to watch at times

Btw la, I was quite worried about you last night when I thought of you during the Man City game and it struck me that we havn't heard from you for ages; I imagined you dead with your liver á la Bestie, run over whilst staggering across a Munich street, or found in a dingy flat with an electric flex round your neck, and orange in your mouth, and a sphincter the sixe of a large marrow.

I'm glad you're alive la.

[Luis Anaconda]

A real killer pass by our Luiz lookalike took place at some stage on NYD

There was one in particular that caught the eye but can't quite remember which. NYD was a bit of a blur tbh

[Viva Prat Vegas]

One assumes you've only just awoken from greeting 2019 in a liquid manner and you think it's January 1st

[Luis Anaconda]

He does like a touch too many at times, does Gwen.

Knock that out of his games and he'll make Cesc look like Nigel Reo-Coker.

Yep - generally gets away with it or draws a foul but he could - and hopefully will judge it better. Hard to believe he was playing in the French second division last season

[Luis Anaconda]

Btw la, I was quite worried about you last night when I thought of you during the Man City game and it struck me that we havn't heard from you for ages; I imagined you dead with your liver á la Bestie, run over whilst staggering across a Munich street, or found in a dingy flat with an electric flex round your neck, and orange in your mouth, and a sphincter the sixe of a large marrow.

I'm glad you're alive la.

ty - I've been relatively offline for the past few weeks. My liver and I are definitely not friends but it's still ticking along

[Sir C]

ty - I've been relatively offline for the past few weeks. My liver and I are definitely not friends but it's still ticking along

Did you come home for the festivities?

[Sir C]

You mock our noble leader's peasant tongue and yet hurled no such brickbats at Wenger's continual mumbling attempt to secure a bit part in 'Allo 'allo.

Oh, I'm only teasing, h. His English is vastly superior to my Spanish. I have no issues with his accent or his teeth. I just dislike his shítty brand of football.