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[Sir C]

Fannies are self-cleaning. FACT.

Well I've encountered wons which were clearly broke

[Burney]

Well I've encountered wons which were clearly broke

Oh, some may be more..well...pungent than others, but that doesn't denote dirtiness. It can be diet or various other factors.

[Sir C]

Oh, some may be more..well...pungent than others, but that doesn't denote dirtiness. It can be diet or various other factors.

"Pungent".

[Burney]

"Pungent".

Would 'aromatic' be more to sir's liking?

[Sir C]

Would 'aromatic' be more to sir's liking?

The word you seek, for let us beat not about this particular bush, is malodourous.

[Burney]

The word you seek, for let us beat not about this particular bush, is malodourous.

But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

[Sir C]

But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

Oh that's rather good, b. Really rather good.

[Burney]

Oh that's rather good, b. Really rather good.

It is, isn't it? I'd love to claim it as my own, but honour forbids me. Kerry Godliman used it in an after-dinner set we hired her for. The audience of roofers looked somewhat discomfited, but I laughed uproariously.

Ever since I heard it, I've been looking for a chance to use it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.

Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?

[Burney]

Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.

Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?

The thing I don't understand is that c is aroused by the smell of cumin, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as lady parts.