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Thread: I watched The Railway Children once again yesterday and it wasn't for my love of

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    I watched The Railway Children once again yesterday and it wasn't for my love of

    steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious
    She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

    *peedo


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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

    *peedo

    Sally Thomsett is older than Jenny Agutter. FACT!
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

    *peedo

    What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

    See, you're not a ***** at all*


    *Although if you didn't know her real age...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

    See, you're not a ***** at all*


    *Although if you didn't know her real age...

    "I didn't know her age and she looked about 10, your honour"
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

    See, you're not a ***** at all*


    *Although if you didn't know her real age...
    This is an interesting paradox. A man who knocks one out to an image of a girl he genuinely thinks is over the age of consent but isn't is still a nonce - at least in the eyes of the law. However, if a man knocks one out to Jenny Agutter in the Railway Children in the belief she is underage when she isn't, he has committed no offence.

    And yet the second has committed a deliberate and conscious act of noncery, while the first has not.

    Proof, if it were needed, that morality and the law are two quite separate things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look
    You filthy beast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious
    I can't be doing with chicks in olde worlde films b. They didn't wash their fannies, you know.

    Not for me, Clive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I can't be doing with chicks in olde worlde films b. They didn't wash their fannies, you know.

    Not for me, Clive.
    Fannies are self-cleaning. FACT.

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