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Thread: I just weighed myself at the gym post holidays

  1. #21
    I can feel the abs buried beneath the mound mid-sit-up
    What must I undertake to diminish the minor mound?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I can feel the abs buried beneath the mound mid-sit-up
    What must I undertake to diminish the minor mound?
    if you can handle it. keto diet/atkins or similar will get rid of it

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I am quite surprised. On xmas eve I had a pizza as I was busy preparing stuff for the dinner.
    eat loads of stuff on xmas day and drunk.
    on boxing day i was one kilo less than I was on christmas eve morning
    I came over and had christmas with my mum and dad but didn't really touch the tubs of sweets or any of the other ****. I think constantly running around making sure my kid didn't wreck their house stopped me from having time to eat anything. The worst thing i had was probably three Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

  4. #24
    I will look up the word 'keto' and get back to you


    I have heard Atkins plays havoc with the breath
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I will look up the word 'keto' and get back to you


    I have heard Atkins plays havoc with the breath
    chewing gum may be needed. this is due to ketones in your blood.
    but it works tremendously.

  6. #26
    It looks to be a case of switching fuel supply
    I like the biological science behind ketone molecules
    Bit surprised to learn that fruit needs to go but otherwise it looks manageable
    Will also have to watch the blood pressure drop

    Thanks for the advice Brother Pat
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I will look up the word 'keto' and get back to you


    I have heard Atkins plays havoc with the breath
    Now is not the time my little yellow friend...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    It looks to be a case of switching fuel supply
    I like the biological science behind ketone molecules
    Bit surprised to learn that fruit needs to go but otherwise it looks manageable
    Will also have to watch the blood pressure drop

    Thanks for the advice Brother Pat
    I actually enjoyed it as it felt rather scientific. then people would ask me what I did and then would say oooh I couldn't do that.

  9. #29
    Joe Rogan said the best and worst thing about the Keto diet was binging on McDonalds several months later.

    Said the initial high was like being on mushrooms but then came one of the worst crashes he ever had as his buddy tried to comprehend what it was digesting.


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