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Thread: I just weighed myself at the gym post holidays

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    I just weighed myself at the gym post holidays

    Not good, I gained 3kgs.

    And Mrs WES has just informed me that she has purchased scales for Maison WES and they've arrived.

    2019 has started really, really sh1t.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Not good, I gained 3kgs.

    And Mrs WES has just informed me that she has purchased scales for Maison WES and they've arrived.

    2019 has started really, really sh1t.
    Innit

    92kgs...

    Must do more running, less currying and lagering.

    sad, sad seens imo
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Wesley will have to sweat it off
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Not good, I gained 3kgs.

    And Mrs WES has just informed me that she has purchased scales for Maison WES and they've arrived.

    2019 has started really, really sh1t.
    What are you weighing in at these days, Lard Boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Innit

    92kgs...

    Must do more running, less currying and lagering.

    sad, sad seens imo
    Fúck me, I hope you're 6' 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fúck me, I hope you're 6' 7.
    180 cms, sc

    Whatever that is in old money. 5 ft 10" ?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Innit

    92kgs...

    Must do more running, less currying and lagering.

    sad, sad seens imo
    I just converted that to English and you Sir, are a fat *******! (you might not be, I've no idea how tall you are)

    Just weighed myself and I'm 14 stone I need to lose some weight or grow about 6 inches imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Not good, I gained 3kgs.

    And Mrs WES has just informed me that she has purchased scales for Maison WES and they've arrived.

    2019 has started really, really sh1t.
    6lbs for me so I’m giving up eating for January.

    Fat shame me. I’m a fat lump of lard. Disgusted with myself.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I just converted that to English and you Sir, are a fat *******! (you might not be, I've no idea how tall you are)

    Just weighed myself and I'm 14 stone I need to lose some weight or grow about 6 inches imo
    I must admit, when playing football, I appear to be harder to knock off the ball nowadays.
    every cloud, etc
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    180 cms, sc

    Whatever that is in old money. 5 ft 10" ?
    Just measured myself* in the medical room at work.

    Bonus - I'm 91.5kgs and 182 cms.

    I can have an extra pint tonight

    * not a euphemism - for the more puerile of you
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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