Anywon else back at work today?

[Sir C]

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

[Burney]

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

[Burney]

They want to go at work they ask me if I can skate even though they know I played Ice Hockey for years

However I find public skating sessions rather boring.

Oh, it's different if you're an expert. But people who do it once every few years and then seem surprised to discover that ice is a/ slippery and b/ quite hard get zero sympathy from me.

I once went to a Christmas press lunch at Somerset House where ice skating was a pre-lunch activity. Knowing I was shít at it and hadn't done it for about 15 years, I sat it out, preferring to get an early start on the drink. Gratifyingly, one of my press colleagues fell on his arse and cracked his coccyx. I had to work very hard not laugh.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

but I will have to shuffle the deck a bit and lumber some other poor sods with it. And frankly, that's enough of a pain in the hole.

Well then I suggest you simply delegate the delegating.

HR people? **** di tutti ****i

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

[Burney]

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

As I say, the only way I can ever see a conversation with Ian making one less inclined to selbstmord would be by transforming one's suicidal feelings into homicidal ones.

[IUFG]

Well then I suggest you simply delegate the delegating.

HR people? **** di tutti ****i

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts

[Burney]

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts

I was hoping you might be, i. Happy New Year!

[WES]

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts

Fired anyone yet this year, IUFG? You've had about 4 hours or so...

[IUFG]

I was hoping you might be, i. Happy New Year!

You too, you miserable twát