Anywon else back at work today?

[Burney]

What doies she usually do then? Is she a manual labourer?

An associate editor. It means she can't drive and at worst, she'll have to type one-handed.

[Burney]

Isn't this exactly what the headwand was invented for?

I may suggest that, r. Needless to say, one of your colleagues is happy to sign her off for eternity.

[Pat Vegas]

I developed a throat infection on 27th and spent until yesterday shivering under two duvets.

A splendid christmas break indeed.

I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

[Pat Vegas]

An associate editor. It means she can't drive and at worst, she'll have to type one-handed.

she must be very **** at ice skating to break her wrist.

[Sir C]

I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I may suggest that, r. Needless to say, one of your colleagues is happy to sign her off for eternity.

I expect the source of your chagrin is that you may have to actually do some work now b?

[Burney]

she must be very **** at ice skating to break her wrist.

Ice skating is a bit of a spastic thing for grown adults with other responsibilities to do if you ask me, f. Basically asking to get injured.

[Burney]

I expect the source of your chagrin is that you may have to actually do some work now b?

Exactly, h. Here I was looking forward to a nice day sitting around scratching myself and here I am having to write letters and talk to HR people (and we all know what cùnts they are, right?). Very frustrating.

In my exalted position I obviously won't have to be doing any of her actual work, but I will have to shuffle the deck a bit and lumber some other poor sods with it. And frankly, that's enough of a pain in the hole.

[Burney]

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

[Pat Vegas]

Ice skating is a bit of a spastic thing for grown adults with other responsibilities to do if you ask me, f. Basically asking to get injured.

They want to go at work they ask me if I can skate even though they know I played Ice Hockey for years

However I find public skating sessions rather boring.