It annoys me that sporting outlets such as BBC Sport now make no distinction between men's and women's sport. A while back I saw 'England crushed by 10 wickets in Perth' and was, for a moment, confused.
Yes, this unfortunate development also ended my lifelong association with TMS.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."