You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Chief Arrowhead]

meaning you have to get up in the night to piss?

I can't remember the last time I slept through the night. My prostate must be like a fúcking watermelon.

Could be Sleep Apnea.

Lack of a deep sleep contributes to a lack of oxygen, which causes your kidneys to tense up, which increases the urge to pee. I had this issue about three years ago, was diagnosed, and now am on a CPAP machine. Now I frequently sleep through the night, many times waking up in the morning in the same position I started!

Before, I had the unavoidable desire to nod off at all times of the day, including around 9:00am. Nowadays seven hours of sleep has me refreshed. Changed my life.

[Sir C]

Could be Sleep Apnea.

Lack of a deep sleep contributes to a lack of oxygen, which causes your kidneys to tense up, which increases the urge to pee. I had this issue about three years ago, was diagnosed, and now am on a CPAP machine. Now I frequently sleep through the night, many times waking up in the morning in the same position I started!

Before, I had the unavoidable desire to nod off at all times of the day, including around 9:00am. Nowadays seven hours of sleep has me refreshed. Changed my life.

A CPAP machine? Is that like an iron lung or a dialysis machine? Sounds nasty.

[Chief Arrowhead]

It just seems a bit Blue Velvet, doesn’t it?

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That's bull****. Two little things up the nostrils, mouth is uncovered. That must be the **** NHS stuff you socialists put up with.