You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[SWv2]

You think that's gay - check out Chief Arrowhead's post in this same thread. He's been diagnosed with a stupid, made-up sleeping disease that requires him to be strapped to some kind of machine while he sleeps

He's American. That alone is an excuse of sorts.

[IUFG]

You sound like a fúcking homo all the same.

...and possibly a bed-wetter.

Liquid intake to a minimum after 9pm ffs.

He probably has just one small sherry or pineau before bedtime, sw. You know, that type of person.

[7sisters]

meaning you have to get up in the night to piss?

I can't remember the last time I slept through the night. My prostate must be like a fúcking watermelon.

PSA test will sort you out one way or another. I've been pondering it, as it's *that* time of life when you're meant to get checked.
Having recently seen first hand, a bunch of old chaps hopping around outside the radiotherapy suite, it can't do any harm.

[Sir C]

PSA test will sort you out one way or another. I've been pondering it, as it's *that* time of life when you're meant to get checked.
Having recently seen first hand, a bunch of old chaps hopping around outside the radiotherapy suite, it can't do any harm.

My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.

Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!

[Sir C]

Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!

Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

[IUFG]

meaning you have to get up in the night to piss?

I can't remember the last time I slept through the night. My prostate must be like a fúcking watermelon.

Your doc is going to shove his arm, elbow deep, into you, sc

[Sir C]

Your doc is going to shove his arm, elbow deep, into you, sc

I can assure you he isn't, i.

[IUFG]

I can assure you he isn't, i.

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