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    I am a cancer expert c. It is critical that you ignore any symptoms you may have.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

    Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

    I'll take the cancer thanks.
    Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

    I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

    I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!
    Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.
    The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:
    That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.
    He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.
    You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.
    Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme:

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