You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

**Monty92** · 12-06-2018, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm still in good enough shape to batter you to death with your mum's corpse.

Presumably you'd render me semi-conscious so you can f*ck Maureen's corpse while I'm forced to watch before finishing me off, so to speak?

**Sir C** · 12-06-2018, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Monty92

Presumably you'd render me semi-conscious so you can f*ck Maureen's corpse while I'm forced to watch before finishing me off, so to speak?

You have a deeply perverse imagination. Fancy hooking up?

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