You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Sir C]

PSA test will sort you out one way or another. I've been pondering it, as it's *that* time of life when you're meant to get checked.
Having recently seen first hand, a bunch of old chaps hopping around outside the radiotherapy suite, it can't do any harm.

My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.

Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!

[Sir C]

Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!

Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

[SWv2]

The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

[Sir C]

That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.