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Thread: You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.
    The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:
    That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.
    He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.
    You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.
    Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme:

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme:
    I can't run anymore c. Me prostate's bulgin' out o' me arse'ole

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It just seems a bit Blue Velvet, doesn’t it?

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It just seems a bit Blue Velvet, doesn’t it?
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    That's bull****. Two little things up the nostrils, mouth is uncovered. That must be the **** NHS stuff you socialists put up with.

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