You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Monty92]

You sound like a fúcking homo all the same.

Liquid intake to a minimum after 9pm ffs.

You think that's gay - check out Chief Arrowhead's post in this same thread. He's been diagnosed with a stupid, made-up sleeping disease that requires him to be strapped to some kind of machine while he sleeps