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    Things that are not fun #542526

    when you have to dash to take a dump.

    Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    when you have to dash to take a dump.

    Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
    Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
    That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
    Sounds like something one of our players would have done last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
    Twice yesterday walking to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
    be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
    Oddly not (very - a drink had been taken)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
    Going down on Berni's mum only to find she hasn't cleaned up since Sir C's last visit

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
    I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.

    I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    when you have to dash to take a dump.

    Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
    Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers

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