Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
To be fair, he is a dago. They are naturally greasier than other people.
I'm not sure that I really get it. I mean, when he showers and blow-dries his hair, presumably it does not look greasy. Is he then dipping his scalp in a vat of cooking oil because that gives him the look he's going for? It clearly must be intentional, but I cannot understand why he would opt for that hairstyle/grease level, given the choice?

Also, does he not earn enough to have his teeth both straightened and whitened? I feel ill just looking at him.