Simply put the most exciting weekend of the Premier League schedule.

If you do not get a massive, almost perverse, sense of joy and excitement from this imminent fixture then as a great man once said you need a new hobby.

I predict that by early afternoon that effete sham that is Monty will be on talking in detail about his sense of fear and dread.

Is it any surprise he was constantly bullied in his youth / teenage years. He probably still is, but by teenagers.