I don't feel I ask for much in life, but it would be *quite* nice if Spurs stopped

[Burney]

After we won the league at their place in 2004 and I'd been separated from my friends having been chased through the streets around the stadium, I found myself at Tottenham Hale. I got on a train absolutely heaving with them, all excitedly talking about what they were gonna do to any Gooner they encountered at Liverpool Street.

I've never felt more grateful for looking a bit foreign

You seem to have spent a lot of time in your life being chased through the streets of North London.

Maybe you should move?

[Pat Vegas]

You seem to have spent a lot of time in your life being chased through the streets of North London.

Maybe you should move?

I can't recommend it enough.

[Monty92]

You seem to have spent a lot of time in your life being chased through the streets of North London.

Maybe you should move?

We are, to Kent, to live among bigoted UKIP voters who probably hate Jews and metropolitan Londoners in equal measure

[Burney]

We are, to Kent, to live among bigoted UKIP voters who probably hate Jews and metropolitan Londoners in equal measure

I don't think your average Kent resident gives a flying one about Jews these days. They've got asylum seekers and pikeys to worry about.

[Sir C]

We are, to Kent, to live among bigoted UKIP voters who probably hate Jews and metropolitan Londoners in equal measure

I went to Faversham the other day. Never been before, despite living in Kent most of my life. What a delightful, charming, prosperous little town! I was blown away. If it weren't for the call of the fells, I would consider moving there.

And it's got this place nearby: https://macknade.com/

[Burney]

I went to Faversham the other day. Never been before, despite living in Kent most of my life. What a delightful, charming, prosperous little town! I was blown away. If it weren't for the call of the fells, I would consider moving there.

And it's got this place nearby: https://macknade.com/

It is lovely. Sadly, the local brewery produces awful písswater. Shepherd Neame. Shockingly bad beer.

[Monty92]

I went to Faversham the other day. Never been before, despite living in Kent most of my life. What a delightful, charming, prosperous little town! I was blown away. If it weren't for the call of the fells, I would consider moving there.

And it's got this place nearby: https://macknade.com/

Nice, ain't it!

We have our eye on a great house, but might be about £50k short. I don't suppose you....I mean....I know you're a man of wealth...and, we've known each other along time.....and frankly I'd suck you till it falls off if you could just....well, just PM if you like, eh?

And yes, it is a bit of a foodie mecca. I bet you can find some great pizza there

[Monty92]

It is lovely. Sadly, the local brewery produces awful písswater. Shepherd Neame. Shockingly bad beer.

They seem to own every ****ing pub in the town, too.

[Burney]

Nice, ain't it!

We have our eye on a great house, but might be about £50k short. I don't suppose you....I mean....I know you're a man of wealth...and, we've known each other along time.....and frankly I'd suck you till it falls off if you could just....well, just PM if you like, eh?

And yes, it is a bit of a foodie mecca. I bet you can find some great pizza there

Sir C buys his pizza in a retail car park in St Mary Cray. True story.

[Burney]

They seem to own every ****ing pub in the town, too.

Exactly my problem with them. You can't get a decent pint anywhere in Faversham as a result. It's the same issue with McMullen's in Hertford. Lovely town, but there is only one independent pub that doesn't serve their truly awful, weak filth.