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  1. #41
    Sir C where in Finchley did you live?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Sir C where in Finchley did you live?
    It wasn't really Finchley, I just remember it as Finchley because, anyway, I just do.

    Woodside Park. Northiam.

  3. #43
    That qualifies for Finchley
    Unlike Bushey and other places way beyond the boundary
    Fash likes the Woodside Park overground tube station
    Like stepping back in time, one expects Hercule Poirot to arrive at the station and get a lift from one of those old black carriages
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #44
    There is also a nice Hospice to rest in nearby
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    That qualifies for Finchley
    Unlike Bushey and other places way beyond the boundary
    Fash likes the Woodside Park overground tube station
    Like stepping back in time, one expects Hercule Poirot to arrive at the station and get a lift from one of those old black carriages
    I was a lad from Lewisham. A jewish princess took me to her ample bosom and showed me the delights of Hampstead, Muswell Hill, Swiss Cottage and lots and lots of naughty sexytime.

    What a gal

    I saw a picture of her on facebook a year or so ago. She's a right hephelump now

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I was a lad from Lewisham. A jewish princess took me to her ample bosom and showed me the delights of Hampstead, Muswell Hill, Swiss Cottage and lots and lots of naughty sexytime.

    What a gal

    I saw a picture of her on facebook a year or so ago. She's a right hephelump now
    For a moment, I thought Hampstead, Muswell Hill and Swiss Cottage were euphemisms for her various orifices.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    For a moment, I thought Hampstead, Muswell Hill and Swiss Cottage were euphemisms for her various orifices.
    They might as well have been. Christ but she showed me a thing or two. :sigh:

  8. #48
    That's the one you had in the back of a mini in a golf club car park
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    There is also a nice Hospice to rest in nearby
    Is there? I don't remember a hospice. I remember a jewish restaurant in Finchley called, what the hell was it? I learnt to love salt beef sandwiches and latkes.

  10. #50
    Hang on...wasn't she hirsute?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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