Overrated things:

[Burney]

Pizza.

It’s actually rather boring, isn’t it? And all attempts to make it more interesting actually render it worse.

Fùck pizza. Fúck it in its tracheotomy-induced neckhole.

[Sir C]

Pizza.

It’s actually rather boring, isn’t it? And all attempts to make it more interesting actually render it worse.

Fùck pizza. Fúck it in its tracheotomy-induced neckhole.

Overrated? Quite possibly. However, when it's good, it's good. You can't deny that.

[Monty92]

Pizza.

It’s actually rather boring, isn’t it? And all attempts to make it more interesting actually render it worse.

Fùck pizza. Fúck it in its tracheotomy-induced neckhole.

Nope, you've misjudged this one horribly.

****er.

[Burney]

Overrated? Quite possibly. However, when it's good, it's good. You can't deny that.

Nah. When it’s good it’s perfectly OK. That’s it.

It’s no saveloy, battered sausage and chips.

All these claims of ‘the best pizza in London’ or whatever irritate me immensely. IT’S NOT HARD.

And don’t get me started on burgers. There’s a foodstuff that has massively outgrown its actual worth.

[Burney]

Nope, you've misjudged this one horribly.

****er.

Flat bread, hot oven, tomato sauce, mozzarella. THAT’S ****ING IT!

[Pat Vegas]

Pizza.

It’s actually rather boring, isn’t it? And all attempts to make it more interesting actually render it worse.

Fùck pizza. Fúck it in its tracheotomy-induced neckhole.

macaroons,

[Burney]

macaroons,

Racist.

[Pat Vegas]

Racist.

they all taste the same to me.

[Monty92]

macaroons,

Absolutely bang on there

[Sir C]

Nah. When it’s good it’s perfectly OK. That’s it.

It’s no saveloy, battered sausage and chips.

All these claims of ‘the best pizza in London’ or whatever irritate me immensely. IT’S NOT HARD.

And don’t get me started on burgers. There’s a foodstuff that has massively outgrown its actual worth.

Oh but it is hard. Making the dough properly is a job, and getting the oven to 600 degrees is hard. After that it gets simple. Buffalo mozarella, salami, chilli. Done.

A good burger is worth it's weight in gold but takes lots and lots of effort.