Never mind Brexit, if we fail to win on Sunday that’ll be four games

[Pokster]

Sadly I've just ordered a crate of peat and a crate of logs so that's me sorted for the winter.

Gave up on actual logs.... find the cobs and briquettes that the woodstore do is much more efficient, more heat and less ash... last order was 2016 and only just running out now

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Reminds me I need to stock up for the Morso for the Winter. Which heat logs would people recommend out of the CoOp lot? I bought a load of Verdo ones last year which were good.

[Sir C]

Unfortunately not, they are the shíte ones made by large mass producers as can be witnessed by the uniform shape and size. The stuff I get is hand cut by Paddy in the bog.

Sure here he is just last week.

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Hasn't Paddy the grand spade there, the craythur.

[Burney]

Hasn't Paddy the grand spade there, the craythur.

Ahem. That is not a spade. It is a peat iron or - in the barbarous tongue of the natives of that benighted island - a tairsgear (anglicised to ‘Tusker’)

[Pokster]

Reminds me I need to stock up for the Morso for the Winter. Which heat logs would people recommend out of the CoOp lot? I bought a load of Verdo ones last year which were good.

All the briquettes etc from the coop one are good, the large ones give off a **** load of heat and much better value than logs as you get a set weight and are not paying for the size of th bag you get with logs

[Sir C]

Ahem. That is not a spade. It is a peat iron or - in the barbarous tongue of the natives of that benighted island - a tairsgear (anglicised to ‘Tusker’)

You're wearing your corduroy jacket with the leather elbow patches again aren't you? And thinking about those peachy little bottoms in the changing rooms?

It's not too late. You could still retrain as a teacher and satisfy your pedagogic and pederastic urges b.

[Burney]

You're wearing your corduroy jacket with the leather elbow patches again aren't you? And thinking about those peachy little bottoms in the changing rooms?

It's not too late. You could still retrain as a teacher and satisfy your pedagogic and pederastic urges b.

You have to remember I once went on a press tour of a peat bog in Louth paid for by Westland and got all the gen. I’m simply passing on my hard-won knowledge.