Why would she want to do that? Oh hang on, this is about me being a ****, isn’t it. Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez Maybe she is trying to hurt you in her sleep?
Originally Posted by Sir C He pulled his finger out of your árse and then poked you in the face with it? That's, like, gross, dude. Note the use of the word ‘attenpted’.
Originally Posted by Rich Note the use of the word ‘attenpted’. Yes yes, we'ver heard all that nonsense before. He was up to the elbow, wasn't he? You were basically his glove puppet. Back in 5.
Originally Posted by Monty92 Why would she want to do that? Oh hang on, this is about me being a ****, isn’t it. Having read that diary she keeps of you, you can understand why one might come to that conclusion.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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