Think Mesut might have been running late for training this morning

[Sir C]

He's got four in his drive, maybe more in the garage.

All customised and with German plates. I know that one's a Mercedes G-Class SUV, one's a Porsche, think he's got a Ferrari too, not sure I'm **** with cars.

This morning he was in an Audi I think.

What sort of Audi, for Christ's sake? An R8, was it?

[Monty92]

What sort of Audi, for Christ's sake? An R8, was it?

I don't know! I drive a Ford Focus Estate, man. Leave me alone

This might help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUQGu2XBXEE

[Burney]

He's got four in his drive, maybe more in the garage.

All customised and with German plates. I know that one's a Mercedes G-Class SUV, one's a Porsche, think he's got a Ferrari too, not sure I'm **** with cars.

This morning he was in an Audi I think.

Never mind his cars, does he have a live-in woman yet?

[Monty92]

Never mind his cars, does he have a live-in woman yet?

How am I supposed to know? You talk as if we're neighbours when everyone knows he lives in Highgate and I live in Hampstead

[Sir C]

I don't know! I drive a Ford Focus Estate, man. Leave me alone

This might help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUQGu2XBXEE

My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house.

I is disappoint.

[Burney]

How am I supposed to know? You talk as if we're neighbours when everyone knows he lives in Highgate and I live in Hampstead

Because you're constantly stalking him, obviously.

To be honest, I assume he's still indulging his cultural preferences for goat-bothering and pederasty. After all, you can take the boy out of Turkey, but you can't take a Turk out of boys.

[Pat Vegas]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

Does anybody actually drive at the 20 limit? I find it quite impossible, my car doesn't like it.

[Monty92]

Does anybody actually drive at the 20 limit? I find it quite impossible, my car doesn't like it.

Twenty is ridiculous. I regularly hit 50 on my road and I've not killed anyone so far

To be fair, there is a nursery on it, but it's a Montessori, so any kid that goes there deserves to be mowed down.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house."


It's just a nondescript pile of bricks
The only stylish aspect is that great big tree growing on the back lawn

[Monty92]

Sir C "My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house."


It's just a nondescript pile of bricks
The only stylish aspect is that great big tree growing on the back lawn

Oh no that's fine, you just totally denigrate my neighbourhood as characterless. No really, not offended at all.