Reply With QuoteBring it on c. I've had with these fackin mah'fy russkies. They're overdue a few dry slaps.Originally Posted by Sir C
I've checked with Simon Jenkins and, as suspected, it's all our fault.
Bring it on c. I've had with these fackin mah'fy russkies. They're overdue a few dry slaps.
Lopsided betting though
Russia 1/5
NATO 4/1
North Korea 2000/1
Stick a tenner on the dog eaters and cash out after their first nuke.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
They're doublefúckingnailshard h, and there's about a billion of the bastárds. Our armed forced consist of a gay couple, several transers and a motorised kite.
It's not a conflict we should be involving ourselves in.
Simples c. Lift the travel ban on all our hooligan firms and send 'em over. They may be hard fúckers but as hard as 'Wall? Hard as the ICF. Hard as The herd? I don't fink so!
Of course you me Strongy and 'Cosia will have to be there representing the old North Bank. What larks when we run 'em all the way back to their stinking Steppes hovels!
The old North Bank wasn'r exactly the hardest of firms, was it? I mean, we got run by Spurs, West Ham and fúcking Villa.
Those Russia casuals are no joke though.
The don’t drink or waste their money on Stone Island or Aquascutum.
They just eat bear meat and train UFC 24/7 so they could go to games and fight.
Our lot have no chance.
PS still trying to source blueberry fed bear steaks.
Surely it would be NATO Vs Russia?
By the time NATO agreed anything we'd all be speaking Russian or burnt to a crisp
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