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Thread: My oldest friend became engaged to his woman in 2013. Last year we received an invite

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    My oldest friend became engaged to his woman in 2013. Last year we received an invite

    (well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
    This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021.
    This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

    It’s never, ever happening, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    (well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
    This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021.
    This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

    It’s never, ever happening, is it?
    I could never understand having a vasectomy. Why not rather have a troop of unacknowledged basterds roaming the streets? That would be my preference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    (well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
    This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021.
    This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

    It’s never, ever happening, is it?
    Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?
    Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?
    No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

    It was a quite remarkable sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

    It was a quite remarkable sight.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?
    That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.
    Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?
    Do you know, I think he might.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Do you know, I think he might.
    She should remove access to sexual areas imo.

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