1. Top of the list. The single most underrated thing in human existence. Garlic bread.

Garlic bread is fúcking amazing, mixing together, as it does, bread, butter and garlic all in one place; yet how often do we partake? I haven't had garlic bread more than twice in the last 10 years. You just don't think of it these days, do you? It feels like a relic of the 1980s. It's a fúckign travesty.

I want garlic bread.