I've been thinking about my mate Clarence.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sammy Nelson


He went to court this year on a charge of indecently assaulting a pensioner on a bus in Brighton

[Burney]

Clive Walker? Was he a flasher? Who knew?

Have you watched This Country? I am taken with the crime of 'peeping'.

He was indeed, the dirty swine.

I must admit I've not watched it. As a rule I tend to assume that anything that starts life on BBC3 isn't for me. Is it good?

So what does 'peeping' entail?

[Sir C]

Sammy Nelson


He went to court this year on a charge of indecently assaulting a pensioner on a bus in Brighton

Whoa there big guy! Samy did what? Details man, we need details!

[Burney]

Sammy Nelson


He went to court this year on a charge of indecently assaulting a pensioner on a bus in Brighton

To be fair to Sammy, he must be a pensioner himself by now. That is surely some mitigation?

[Burney]

Whoa there big guy! Samy did what? Details man, we need details!

He was cleared!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pensioner.html

[Sir C]

He was indeed, the dirty swine.

I must admit I've not watched it. As a rule I tend to assume that anything that starts life on BBC3 isn't for me. Is it good?

So what does 'peeping' entail?

You should definitely watch it, it's excellent stuff.

We never learn the details of 'peeping', it's just a line. A very amusing line.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

"The woman said she reacted in 'horror' and told him: 'If you ever do that to me again I will give you such a slap.'

The court heard just minutes later he did exactly the same thing again leaving the the woman 'shocked and angry.'

But at Brighton Magistrates Court he was cleared of sexual assault though he pleaded guilty to a separate charge of assault after admitting he had grabbed her hand and held it to his face."

[Burney]

"The woman said she reacted in 'horror' and told him: 'If you ever do that to me again I will give you such a slap.'

The court heard just minutes later he did exactly the same thing again leaving the the woman 'shocked and angry.'

But at Brighton Magistrates Court he was cleared of sexual assault though he pleaded guilty to a separate charge of assault after admitting he had grabbed her hand and held it to his face."

The Nelson Touch.

[Sir C]

"The woman said she reacted in 'horror' and told him: 'If you ever do that to me again I will give you such a slap.'

The court heard just minutes later he did exactly the same thing again leaving the the woman 'shocked and angry.'

But at Brighton Magistrates Court he was cleared of sexual assault though he pleaded guilty to a separate charge of assault after admitting he had grabbed her hand and held it to his face."

Nice one Sammy
Nice one son
Nice one Sammy
Let's have another one!

Or perhaps more pertinently:

Sammy's gonna get yer
Sammy's gonna get yer..

[SWv2]

I got confused for a second there. I thought you meant Bruce Springsteen's dead saxophonist.

In answer to your question, I can't help but feel the whole nomenclature thing is completely out of hand.

These are the only football positions

Goalkeeper
Left Back
Centre Half
Centre Half
Right Back

Winger
Midfielder
Midfielder
Winger

Centre Forward
Centre Forward

Everything else is foreign nonsense.

So you are dismissing the Libero, the centrocampista, the trequartista.

It is almost as if you have all forgotten that Jorge ever existed!