Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.

[Peter]

He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

It is a fairly broad theme, Imagine the sort of story you could tell..... my favourite family moment of the last 10-15 years was probably my sister's wedding when three of the scouse in-laws called our local MP a 'faggot' to his face and then got arrested for threatening a cab driver and referring to him as Bin Laden.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

^^^^