Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.

[Burney]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



What is wrong with these people?

[Pokster]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



What is wrong with these people?

Just reply with "your mum"

[Burney]

Just reply with "your mum"

That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

[Pokster]

That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

I have my odd moment

[Luis Anaconda]

I have my odd moment

You have quite a lot of odd moments

[Pokster]

You have quite a lot of odd moments

you are being ageist

[Luis Anaconda]

you are being ageist

Harsh - I'm not that far behind

[Peter]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



What is wrong with these people?

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

[Burney]

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

[Sir C]

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

Terry XXX sounds like a proper John Terry, in fact.